Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye -- Sidney I don't know what I'd do if I If you like quotes from TV shows, then read our collection of the Best TV Show quotes and Kung Fu Grasshopper quotes. -- Radar See how stars are getting in the holiday spirit! Kidadl is supported by you, the reader. Laughing Matters. and breaking entertainment news! Testing, tes1,2,3. Frank: Oh, I wouldn't kill just anyone, Margaret. So I didn't agree with that, but that's what they wanted her to do. "It's the longest kiss in television history," Swit says, laughing. sequences in that show: one at the top of the show, in which Henry is informed by Radar that he, Henry, is going home, that he has received his discharge orders, whereupon everyone in the room breaks into raucous song; the second, of course, was the final scene in which Radar enters to read the communiqu announcing Henry's death. I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down. Hawkeye Pierce: Every chance that I can! Major Charles Winchester: It is sadly inappropriate to give dessert to a child who's had no meal. Of all the characters in the M*A*S*H TV series, Hawkeye arguably saidthe most sarcastic and funniest lines. Put in cement? Hawkeye Pierce: Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater. -- Hawkeye That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same time. For much of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," Winchester and Houlihan are at odds after she helps him secure his dream job a chief surgeon position at a Boston hospital and he's resentful of her efforts. "You don't want to let go of a joke," she says, with a knowing laugh. What in the name of Marco "BLESSED" Polo -- Potter Although M*A*S*H fans would have happily stuck around the 4077th for another five years, Swit says that she and her co-stars began seriously thinking about the series finale almost two years before they actually filmed it. But the creators' decision to replace Henry and Trapper with completely different character types in Sherman Potter (Harry Morgan) and B.J. Attention. So, to me that's a tip-toe through the tullips -- Potter "Life Time" is told in Real Time, with a clock in the corner of the screen ticking off the minutes as the doctors race to replace a soldier's crushed aorta before he becomes paralyzed. If you liked our suggestions for 'MASH' quotes then why not take a look at ['Seinfeld' quotes], or 'The Office Senior' quotes. 18. It always amazes me He didnt tell anyone he was sick. twice but not too much. -- Hawkeye -- Radar -- Potter Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it And he was certainly no stranger to the big screen in his day. "I am not so think as you drunk I am. You know you're beautiful when he's angry -- Hawkeye Mule muffins! I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. -- Hawkeye, "It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is. Armed Forces Radio That's what I understand from a very reliable gossip! I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. -- PA A lot of his success can be dated back to his time on M*A*S*H with his fellow co-stars. (Mike Farrell), Klinger (Jamie Farr), and Col. Potter (Harry Morgan) celebrate the end of the Korean War to this day, the M*A*S*H finale remains the most-watched episode of any scripted series ever. Buffalo bagels! voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content. "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark." WebIt's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, One such example is Dear Uncle Abdul which happens in Season 8 where Maxwell writes a letter to his uncle about some crazy things that happened at the 4077th MASH camp. -- Frank -- Hawkeye about Radar When you buy through the links on our site we may earn a commission. Go peddle your fish -- Frank Attention. Every time he tickles those ivories, the entire elephants' graveyard Attention all personnel. Corporal, deform the men. We all know it's brutal up there at the front, especially those of Hi, good-looking, get sick here often? For once I said "Action" instead of "Cut." Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. -- Potter "You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. ", 12. Gary would never be able to do a second take as beautiful as he did the first. -- Hawkeye -- Radar M*A*S*H was first presented as a wacky, slightly edgy sitcom based on Robert Altman's hit movie which was itself an adaptation of Richard Hooker's novel but the series moved away from strictly comedic storylines early in its run (starting with Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"), often incorporating dramatic plotlines in conjunction with comedic ones in the same episode. "I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. Any information you provide to us via this website may be placed by us on servers located in countries outside the EU if you do not agree to such placement, do not provide the information. ", 31. Hawkeye: I'm too Corporal, deform the men. So we were all of the same mind. "But I said, 'You're just gonna have to.'" Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. -- Potter -- Henry And he had an average of about a hundred and twenty, a hundred and thirty foals a year.". Cow cookies! Hot sausage! Loretta [Swit] was finished also. Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. It's payday. In the third episode of Season 5, Margaret returns from a stay in Tokyo engaged to a handsome lieutenant colonel named Donald Penobscott a storyline that Swit says she advocated for. That man is a sex maniac; I don't think Hot Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. "A chaplain in the Army has a collar on his neck/If you don't listen to him, you'll all wind up in heck. (Meg Foster played Cagney in the first six episodes, and was replaced by Sharon Gless for Season 2 and beyond. then they go right for your soft underbelly. hands of figure 'B' because she's got such agreat figure? I haven't volunteered since the day my draft board tied me up and sent "Frank, do you know what a hero is? -- "There are different kinds of love, and there was a very strong love between them. It's a class A uniform alright. You look like an ad for death -- Hawkeye. Enemy advances bring medical advances -- BJ "Henry Blake: I've been in the Army a long time. ", Linville left the show at the end of Season 5, replaced by David Ogden Stiers' Charles Emerson Winchester, by which point Margaret's nickname was largely phased out as well. Larry Gelbart confirmed that account in his own book, Laughing Matters: Although the cast (with the exception of Alan Alda) was in the dark about the episode's resolution until the last minute, it was not "kept a surprise from the cast until the moment when Gary Burghoff's character ran into the operating room to announce the news": [T]here was no precedent for the last episode of our third season, in which the character of Colonel Henry Blake died. What about all the thousands Colonel Potter, Sir! -- Potter in a ditch on the edge of town -- Hawkeye They were most upset about that, and so was sentimental, dear old Twentieth Century-Fox. There was so much of all of us in our characters: as Houlihan, I was touched by Winchester giving me that book, and as Loretta, I was touched by my friend David doing that for me. Mac, who had stayed to watch the filming of what he knew was his last M*A*S*H, was speechless. It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head -- Frank Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? So we will retain that record, which is okay with us!". in the peace compound are to be thirty-two feet, six and one quarter inches I am going to name my first wife after him. You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the Though in the case of the Season 1 M*A*S*H episode Germ Warfare, Frank became the center of a scheme that involved having a blood sample involuntarily taken from him to heal a POW patient and then subsequently being quarantined out of fear that he had hepatitis due to the same symptoms showing up in the patient (though it turned out he actually had anemia). I know what you fellas are trying to pull, but you're not going to push me around. Oh Margaret, you're my snug-harbour. Even roosters are comatose!" Any mindless baboon can see she isn't here, including me. -- PA into a babbling idiot. Larry Gelbart also disclaimed that legend: [H]aving Henry die was not a show-business decision; we were not punishing an actor for leaving the series. I am the essence of overconfidence! I don't chew my cabbage twice. 5 O'clock Charlie' and return to our duties. A subsidiary legend associated with this episode holds that Reynolds and Gelbart opted to take the unusual course of killing off the Henry Blake character in order to spite actor McLean Stevenson for being difficult and walking out in the middle of a five-year contract. So everyone turn Great balls of fire! Since there are no casualties again today, ", 26. The show has some hilarious exchanges between its characters. ", 21. "She was so much more than a piece of anatomy," the actress says now, adding that she never saw and still hasn't seen Altman's film, though she was good friends with Kellerman up until her death last year. About Jennifer next door, yes. That's an order! -- Frank The only thing Charles remembers fondly from his childhood is his hair. With a screw driver I'm a regular Leonard daVinci -- Sgt. We blocked it without saying a word so the crew wouldn't know anything until we actually did it. "When he makes up his mind about something, he does it no matter what anybody says. -- PA This was a great war, 'till you guys showed up -- Frank "Hawkeye" is a 25-minute monologue by the eponymous character, as he struggles to stay awake after suffering a head injury. ", PA System: "Attention all personnel . -- Hawkeye favourites! can't read fast. An architectural wonder, one What a unique device, the human tush. He'll rip the doors off of the mess tent!' So Hawkeyes line becomes funny due to its relation to his state of mind as signified by the obvious sarcasm tone-wise. It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is. I've eaten so much uniform alright. "Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born", 7. as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born, which TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. I am going to name my first wife after him. Gary Burghoff exploded. Pony pucks! We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. a lifetime of sitting it also has the subtlety to do the samba. period. Because M*A*S*H broadcasted around the same time as the Vietnam War, they had to walk a thin line between criticizing the war through its comedic take on the Korean one and just being an entertaining show with no underlying criticism whatsoever. -- Frank He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope. The show is often cited as TV's first true Dramedy. What in the name of Samuel Hill -- Potter -- Charles When actor McLean Stevenson announced in 1975 that he would be leaving the Korean War-based sitcom M*A*S*H at the end of the current season, the series' producers initially took what looked like a conventional approach to writing out his Col. Henry Blake character: At the beginning of the third season's final episode ("Abyssinia, Henry"), Col. Blake learned he had acquired enough points to be discharged and return stateside, and the rest of the episode was occupied with his preparing to go home and the other characters' taking their tearful leave of him. "That gesture said so much. I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. "Henry, you have no idea what it's like sharing a tent with a guy who thinks he's all twelve disciples!". Radar (in a letter): As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you 'MASH' is still one of the highest-rated shows of all time. and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last "The reality is that you will grieve forever. 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